This is a story about two guys from Canada, kind of like Bob and Doug McKenzie. They're Indian, though. People always confuse them for muslim extremists, but they're sikh. They're kind of tired of all the harassment, so they start developing a plot to really scare people. They sit around in their room playing Parcheesi. There's a huge mound of potatoes in the fridge. Whenever one of them get hungry, they go into the fridge and carve out a huge chunk of potatoes, and go back to playing Parcheesi.
The TV is on, and they're watching rap videos. Botties are shaking, guys teeth are blinging. It's a parody of some kind of Mystikal / Master P type of video from the 1990s. There's one really huge lady in the background.
One of the two Indian guys (now there are 4) says, "Why are you watching this? We could be watching the Indian Channel." So he changes the channel, but basically the channel doesn't change. Just the characters on the TV all of a sudden appear slightly different. The scene in the background goes from tenement housing projects to the Taj Mahal (green screen).
Late one night, they decide to celebrate Sikh Independence Day, which falls coincidentally on the worst of all coincidences. They bring lots of fireworks. They play Katy Perry. After several minutes of loud noises, all of the people in the neighborhood are terrified. They call the police station.
The police station doesn't know what to do. They think it's a real actual attack, so they forward their call to the National Guard, who are busy playing cards. The cards have little parcheesi characters on them. At this point it's a music video (play the end of Mucky One).
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